var quotes=new Array()

quotes[0]= 'To be or not to be. That is the question.- William Shakespeare'
quotes[1]= 'Off to see the wizard.'
quotes[2]= 'Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.- William Shakespeare'
quotes[3]= 'Good luck.'
quotes[4]= 'Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.- Oscar Wilde'
quotes[5]= 'This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.- Dorothy Parker'
quotes[6]= 'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.- Abraham Lincoln'
quotes[7]= 'The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.- Oscar Wilde'
quotes[8]= 'Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.- Albert Einstein'
quotes[9]= 'Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.- Mark Twain'
quotes[10]= 'I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.- Albert Einstein.'
quotes[11]= 'He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.- Benjamin Franklin.'
quotes[12]= 'It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.- Mark Twain'
quotes[13]= 'The report of my death was an exaggeration.- Mark Twain'
quotes[14]= 'It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.- Oscar Wilde'
quotes[15]= 'He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.- Douglas Adams'
quotes[16]= 'Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news which obeys its own special laws.- Douglas Adams'
quotes[17]= 'It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.- Abraham Lincoln'
quotes[18]= 'Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.- Abraham Lincoln'
quotes[19]= 'Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.- J.R.R. Tolkien'
quotes[20]= 'All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.- J.R.R. Tolkien'
quotes[21]= 'It is a job that is never started that takes the longest to finish.- J.R.R. Tolkien'
quotes[22]= 'Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good.- C.S. Lewis'
quotes[23]= 'The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.-C.S. Lewis'
quotes[24]= 'Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw.'
quotes[25]= 'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.- Oscar Wilde'
quotes[26]= 'Every man is ignorant- just on different subjects.- Will Rogers'
quotes[27]= 'I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying. - Nelson Mandela'


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